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The Fluffy Rant (Brought to you by the Disney chan

Journal Entry: Fri Jan 4, 2008, 2:41 AM
  • Mood: Contempt
  • Listening to: Violins screeching in the film score!
  • Watching: Psycho
  • Eating:
  • Drinking: V8 Vegetable Cocktail
Shall we open this rant with a harmless little AIM chat with two tweenybopping ladies when the subject of Zac Efron is introduced....

Tween13: omg zac efffron is1 soooo cute i wnt to marrykiss him lol
TrendyWendy: Wait...what now?
Tween13: taht dood in hihg school musical he can like sing so gud
TrendyWendy: You do know Zac Efron didn't sing his own songs?
Tween13: SHAT U!P!!!
TrendyWendy: You also know I'm actually a 50-year-old pervert/ex-convict?
Tween13: rofl ur weird
TrendyWendy: Weird enough to do horrible things to you with salad tongs, yes?
Tween13: lol ur funny
TrendyWendy: I'm not kidding...
Tween13: Loll ya shuuuur
TrendyWendy: O_o

Seems like I can't go anywhere online to look for videos from Hairspray without finding something along the lines of Zac Efron worship. Badly misspelled Efron worship... My advice to these two stunning examples of Teenage glory, one of you should spend less time gawking over a fluffy remake of GREASE and both of you (Especially Lady Salad Tongs) should have a few months with the white coats!
Seriously folks, what is so great about High School Musical anyways. I mean, it has consumed the youth of today in it's fuzzy pink fluff, all of the actors seem to have a cult to follow them. I was even reading in Rolling Stone Magazine that 1/4 of all school girls have a poster of Zac Efron in their lockers.
When you really think of it, HMS is nothing more than another worthless piece of Disney Fluff filled with Disney regulars who's names immediately disappear from you collective memory seconds after viewing the film. And about the meaning of fart joke, and the depth of a pop star (*Cough* Brittney Spears *Cough*).
In fact, the only one who I had seen who could actually perform was the Prima Donna, Sharpay Evans. I mean, Ashley Tisdale has stage presence!!! Watching Efron and Hudgens roll their eyes about like cows, singing away fluffy pop songs....
This is not a movie, ladies and gentlemen...It is a societal plague!

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 14
  • Current Residence: Oh, Wouldn't you like to know...
  • Interests: Writing, art, abnormal psychology, film
  • Favourite movie: Willard, Rocky Horror, Amadeus, Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Tim Burton films, Psycho, Scream
  • Favourite band or musician: My Chemical romance, Pink Floyd, Queen
  • Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock, punk, Instrumental
  • Favourite artist: Gerald Scarfe
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King and Edgar Allen Poe
  • Favourite style or digital art: Political caricatures, macabre
  • MP3 player of choice: NEXTAR
  • Favourite game: The Sims, American Mc Gee's Alice
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: GIR from Invader Zim
  • Personal Quote: "Even in a world of make believe, there has to be rules" -Charlie Gordon, Flowers For Alge
  • Tools of the Trade: Automatic Graphite Pencil, Puple UniBall Pen , Black Inked Fountain Pen

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Devious Comments

~AsylumArtist1:iconAsylumArtist1: Jan 3, 2008, 12:53:05 AM
Your welcome! I've always enjoyed your artwork ^^

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*JollyRotten:iconJollyRotten: Jan 2, 2008, 4:54:35 PM
Thank you very much for the watch!
:blowkiss:

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~AsylumArtist1:iconAsylumArtist1: Dec 29, 2007, 9:43:14 PM Mood: Artistic
Well, I have been on a brief hiatus for a while! :psychotic: But I'm back with new artwork
~pirate-sparrow1380:iconpirate-sparrow1380: Dec 21, 2007, 7:47:30 PM
ur never on u n00b

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To see the world in a grain of sand, and to see heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hands, and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake

DW, Sith Happens XD
~SilverEyes-chan:iconSilverEyes-chan: Dec 11, 2007, 4:30:17 PM
JORDAN?!?!?
(This is Erin Porter)
Woah! I didn't know you had an account on DA! I just added you to my friends list! ^-^
Now... GO FAVE MY STUFF! :chainsaw:
Just kidding! ^-^
You don't have to!

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Gee you guys, I can totally understand how this can apply to only Sokka and not Aang. Oh wait... no... I can't!
~pirate-sparrow1380:iconpirate-sparrow1380: Dec 8, 2007, 7:19:58 PM
your never on :slap:

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To see the world in a grain of sand, and to see heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hands, and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake
~pirate-sparrow1380:iconpirate-sparrow1380: Dec 7, 2007, 1:20:45 PM Mood: Affection
no your not arrogant... :P

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To see the world in a grain of sand, and to see heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hands, and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake
~Fenris-of-bloodmoon:iconFenris-of-bloodmoon: Dec 5, 2007, 7:39:24 PM
WOW! You've been here since 2006? Why wasn't I informed?

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The world where you will go hand in hand with the flower maiden has neither perfect happiness, nor joy, nor life. This is because it also does not contain perfect sadness, nor misery, nor death. -Darcia
~Fenris-of-bloodmoon:iconFenris-of-bloodmoon: Dec 5, 2007, 5:41:22 PM
J-J-jordan!? Who knew you could be corrupted to visit this site! xD honestly, I thought such things were above you. Well, I'm going to have to watch you for sure.

This is Lyndsay by the way, wolf artist extraordinare and most popular out of everyone I got to join here. xD lol j/k That's arrogant. I'm not arrogant... >.> Hehehehe


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The world where you will go hand in hand with the flower maiden has neither perfect happiness, nor joy, nor life. This is because it also does not contain perfect sadness, nor misery, nor death. -Darcia
~AsylumArtist1:iconAsylumArtist1: Aug 8, 2006, 11:31:48 PM
Thanks! I hope you enjoy my art work!
~emochick91:iconemochick91: Aug 8, 2006, 10:31:38 PM
Hey!
:wave:

Just dropped by to say...

...Welcome to deviantART! :clap:

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me :aww:

enjoy dA!
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